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Shrimp had some weird eye boogers yesterday. They got worse today. I just gave him a bath and now he's gonna hang out with me on the couch tonight or until he's feeling better. After he's dry I'mma trim his hair and cut his nails. It's a regular fucking salon at my house tonight.

On a related note. Positive vibes. I think about that a lot these days. I think Jesus thought about that too. Then again so do/did a lot of people.

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I want to buy an old retired submarine, paint it pink, hoist a Jolly Roger on the conning tower flag pole and start hunting Walmart container ships. Is anyone with me?

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Some dick almost hit my Jeep today.

Sorry buddy but there were two robins porking in my drive way, so yeah I was half in my drive and half in the road waiting for them to finish/move out of my way. It's not my fault I think birds are really cool.

I mean, he didn't have to stop in the road as close to my Jeep as possible, coulda just went around me in the turn lane.

Some people can be so inconsiderate.

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Tonight when I came home from work I found Bandit dead in the goat pen. His leg was caught in the fence and he was wedged between the fence and a water tank. I assume he died of dehydration, stuck with no water in the days heat, panicking.

Obviously I'm pretty bummed out about this. Bandit was pretty old. He was never a very big fan of people. When I first got him he wouldn't come near me and ran away if I came within 10 feet of him. Lately not only did he not run away from me but would run up to me when I came in the back yard. He'd let me pet him, eat out of my hands, be a friend. I'm sad to see him go. I loved that goat.

RIP Bandit.

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I wish I took some before pictures so the after pictures were more meaningful.

In January size 38 pants where tight on me, now, 5 months later, size 36 are falling off my ass.

I'm getting fit. Alpha as FUCK.

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Fact 1: There are no WMDs in Libya.
Fact 2: Libya has oil.
Fact 3: The US is dependent upon foreign oil.
Fact 4: America only "defends" civilians in oil producing countries.
Fact 5: The attack on Libya, a sovereign nation, is no different that the attacks on Iraq and Afghanistan.
Fact 6: America is quickly becoming an enemy of the entire globe. Either militarily, culturally, or economically.
Fact 7: A declining education system is the second step in the move towards fascism.
Fact 8: Iran is next.
Fact 9: This is part of an Israeli/American plot to keep the promised land safe.
Fact 10: This is worrisome

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This post is really for my own records, but I decided to make it public so if anyone wants to talk vitamins, here I am. Basically this particular regiment is my daily. I take this particular mix to help balance myself from depression, so far I have had great results. I'm feeling great!

So here we go.

I take five, a multivitamin, niacin, vitamin C, fish oil, and a B-Complex

Important amounts. Note that this is from 1 of each pill, some pills I take more then once daily, so think of these as base amounts.

Vitamin C - about 1060mg
Niacin (B3) - 620mg (sometimes I take upwards of 1500mg in day)
Calcium - 255mg (to process the vitamin C) I think I need to raise this.

Centrum multivitamin, Meijer Naturals Omega-3 Fish Oil 1200mg, Nature Made Stress B-Complex, CVS Flush Free Niacin 500mg, and Ester-C vitamin C 500mg

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A lot of people point a finger at me and call me a Libertarian, I'd like to take a moment to explain a few things. I am not a Libertarian. I do vibe many things about Libertarians, mostly their strong distaste for government, but thats about as far as it goes.

Yes I was and still am a supporter of Ron Paul, ex libertarian, although some will say despite the fact that he is now a Republican that he is at heart still a libertarian. I view Ron Paul as the lesser of two evils, or rather the lesser of multiple evils.

I am, and have been for over 10 years, an anarchist. I'd like to explain the difference in a short summery anarchist view vs libertarian view.

-Capitalism creates hierarchy and oppression. Socialism would be more egalitarian.
-The state protects and promotes capitalism.
-We must rid ourselves of the state so that we can get rid of capitalism and become truly socialist.


-The state taxes my profits, and doesn't let me exploit people as much as I could otherwise.
-The state takes my taxes and uses them for stupid socialist programs.
-We must rid ourselves of the state so that we can get rid of socialism and become truly capitalist.

Doing away with capitalism is the goal, fuck the Tea Party, fuck them so hard, don't buy into their shit.

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I never got why people would kill themselves.

So if you ever want to die, you obviously don't give a shit, like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a FUCK about them, or hurting them and if there's not, there's no one to give a shit about.

So instead of killing yourself why don't you just go get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the motherfucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorist, go be James Bond. Go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? FUCK THAT! You were up aginst a 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster.

Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona, hit the bars, bang some chicks. STD's, who fucking gives a shit?

and then when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause i've seen how beautiful the world is.